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Audio: The Kats - The Goldstein Sessions
Audio: The Kats - Early Demos (with Pete McRae)

SMART TEACHER
Music and Lyrics by Frederick George Moore
Copyright © October 1977
Demophonic Music Publishing BMI
Used with permission

My teacher's out to get me
He's breathing down my neck
If he taps me on the shoulder
Just once more
I'm gonna do that mother in

He cans me in the hallway
He's got me on his list
If he sends me to the office
One more time
He's gonna get his in the end

CHORUS
SMART TEACHER, SMART TEACHER,
where do I fit in?
SMART TEACHER, SMART TEACHER,
Think I'll pack it in

He doesn't like my hairdo,
He can't abide my stance
If he gets me in his class
Just for fun
He's gonna make sure I don't pass

CHORUS

Every morning, every night
He sees me coming
He grabs me tight
Every minute, every day
He stands his vigil
I can't seem to stay out of his way

CHORUS 

He stalls me every morning
He interrupts my lunch
If he puts me on detention
One more time
I'm gonna cram it up his class

CHORUS
Smart teacher

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HTML by Demophonic Music Publishing BMI.

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