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WORDS TO LIVE BY FROM MAMMY JASP that lives right in the hills Her name is MAMMY JASP, and she cans baby dills There's a hippie cult in the pasture And up in the hills there's a hip old pastor She speaks to those whose mind's are faster They say she is the mother of the master On a saturday morning after a bath They go up the hill to see MAMMY JASP She majored in hindu philosophy But her main concern was to find the key It was a regular congregation Mammy preached union affiliation She can destroy any analogy Master of animal psychology And now MAMMY JASP will filosofye, share her wisdom, and WORDS TO LIVE BY: I don't suppose any of you know Bill...? Well, if you don't, you're stupid! Go on, get out of here, don't want any stupid people around here! Well, you know the old saying goes: 'If you're stupid you never learn nothin'! Wait a minute, come back here. One of you must know him. That reminds me of the old saying: 'A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush' and they say that because Anyone who tries to make it with a bush has go to be bombed, drunk, loaded,...(fade) |
