WORDS TO LIVE BY FROM MAMMY JASP
There's a great philosopher,
Music and Lyrics by Frederick George Moore
Copyright © 1968
Demophonic Music Publishing BMI
Used with permission
that lives right in the hills
Her name is MAMMY JASP,
and she cans baby dills
There's a hippie cult in the pasture
And up in the hills there's a hip old pastor
She speaks to those whose mind's are faster
They say she is the mother of the master
On a saturday morning after a bath
They go up the hill to see MAMMY JASP
She majored in hindu philosophy
But her main concern was to find the key
It was a regular congregation
Mammy preached union affiliation
She can destroy any analogy
Master of animal psychology
And now MAMMY JASP will filosofye,
share her wisdom, and WORDS TO LIVE BY:
I don't suppose any of you know Bill...?
Well, if you don't, you're stupid!
Go on, get out of here,
don't want any stupid people around here!
Well, you know the old saying goes:
'If you're stupid you never learn nothin'!
Wait a minute, come back here.
One of you must know him.
That reminds me of the old saying:
'A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush'
and they say that because
Anyone who tries to make it with a bush
has go to be bombed, drunk,