THE STONED MOUSE
Music and Lyrics by Frederick George Moore
Copyright © 1969
Demophonic Music Publishing BMI
Used with permission
"Kindly cast your rob aside"
I heard the monkey say
"Leave me 'till tomorrow, 'cause
It's only yesterday"
The monkey's in the bathroom and his head's in the toilet,
He's trying to work his problems out.
But that's none of your business either
So why don't you pass out!
I heard a tiny squeal of joy
From behind the broom
If it wasn't for the monkey
He would not have met doom.
I found a bag of half-eaten grass seed
Which he stashed around the house
And lying by it in freak suspension
I found the dead STONED MOUSE.